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I HAVE TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT I AM A SLEAZE MAN AND I LOVE TO SAY "HAZZAH WAZZAH MOMMY LIKEY" AND I LOVE TO SAY "HEH HEH I LIKE HER VOODOO MAGIC" AND I LOVE TO BUY KIDS TOY WEAPONS AND WEAR THEM TO THE GROCERY STORE AND PEOPLE LOOK AT ME AND THEY THINK I AM A TERRORIST AND I'M LIKE "HEY BABY CAN I TAKE U 2 DA MOVIES?????????????????"

If you think you can scare me with cheap tricks getttttoooooooooutta here. BECAUSE NO I AM NOT A MILD MANNERED POET I AM NOT A POET AT ALL. I laugh louder than anyone in the room and I wear my hair ugly because it's good for me. I spend the little money I have on huge rings and kids toys and goldfish and YUMYUM meals and good wine because it's good for me. I don't over-speculate plans for the future because it's good for me. I accept that I may not be important because it's good for me. I put stilts and cat clothes and the thighs of a virgin on my Christmas list because it's good for me. I check out BREASTS because it's good for me. I say "hazzah wazzah mommy likey" because it's good for me.

HERE HEAR EVERYONE CALM DOWN IT'S OK I HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU: I'M NOT A MASTERMIND I JUST LOOK LIKE ACE VENTURA'S HAIR FUCK YOU!!!

THREE CHEERS FOR KKN THE SWEETIE OF THE CENTURY
THREE CHEERS FOR KKN THE VOODOO MAGICIAN NOT FUCK YOU!!!! I DO IT WITH MY DASHING GOOD HAIR
THREE CHEERS FOR KKN THE LITTLE BOOBIED FREAKAZOID
THREE CHEERS FOR KKN THE LEO-AQUARIUS WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

Oh, and brains are for using so use it and say something mean. Say something like, "Katrina, your boobs are like totally freaking me out." Say something like, "Katrina, I think you smell weird." Say something like, "Katrina, you are a shit-head."

And I will say, BABAY!!! WELCOME TO MY HOUSE WHOSE HOUSE MY HOUSE WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP.

HEH HEH YOU GUYS THOUGHT FOR A SECOND THERE THAT I WOULD DO THAT THING THAT SOME PEOPLE DO. They do things like ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. They do things like I Am A Nice Boy But I Have Been Hurt. They do things like TOTALLY BORING BABAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYY.

Here is your poetry BABAAAAYY.

Here is your art BABAAAAAYYY.

Here is your life guide BABBAAAAYYY.

Here is a sculpture: